April 24, 2009

one of those conversations...

em: Turtle soup? He ate turtle?
me: Ya... herbal turtle soup. I didn't eat the turtle, just drank the soup.
em: But, turtle?
me: Why are you so concerned that it's a turtle? How about if it's chicken?
em: Chicken is ok... not turtle.
me: How about people who eat monkeys?
em: That's stupid lor...
me: How about people who eat rabbits?
em: Pathetic...
me: How about people who eat deer meat?
em: No lah, I won't eat you, dear.
me: ...
xxx
me: How about people who eat... tiger's penis?
em: Tiger what?
me: Penis. Tiger's penis.
em: They think it will make them strong?
me: Maybe... Maybe elephant's penis.
em: Elephants? Elephant's penis is in front lah, dear...
me: No... Dear, that's not the elephant's penis. That's a trunk. Stop being lame! (rolls around laughing)
em: Lamb? I eat lamb too.
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em: Horses. How about horses?
me: Horses? Ya, people eat horse meat too.
em: Dear, do you get turned on by horses?
me: (What the?!?!?!) What?
em: Some porn always has horses... like women gets turned on by horses...
me: What porn is that? Animal porn? This is getting to be a funny conversation.

Posted by 杏 cy （Jancy） at 12:37